GOD DAMN ANYONE BUT THAT DISGUSTING EDWARD THING OR ANOTHER MEYERPIRE. Vampires do not sparkle. If it sparkles, it is not a vampire. Kill it with fire. (I could write a 20-page rant about this.)

I have one vampire that I'd willingly give my blood to. Turn me into a vampire? Yes, if I can stay with him and terrorize the world and slay some ( Read more... )